I hope it hurt
I hope it hurt real bad.
Excuse me while I weep. Not only did I forget to change the font to Times New Roman despite being the biggest Times New Roman pusher ever, but it also dropped my page count from 2.15 to 2 pages once I changed the font. Everything is a lie.
I am willing to suck dick for a B paper or ride dick for an A paper. Four pages on a painting. Taking offers now. I even have 2.15 pages written. Please.