Fuck Your Couch.

I hope it hurt
I hope it hurt real bad.

beardedsaint:

jessicapus:

jessa

This is like no joke a page from diary.

My life.

beardedsaint:

jessicapus:

jessa

This is like no joke a page from diary.

My life.

Excuse me while I weep. Not only did I forget to change the font to Times New Roman despite being the biggest Times New Roman pusher ever, but it also dropped my page count from 2.15 to 2 pages once I changed the font. Everything is a lie.

I am willing to suck dick for a B paper or ride dick for an A paper. Four pages on a painting. Taking offers now. I even have 2.15 pages written. Please.

Nooooooope. #beard

Nooooooope. #beard

Cats are to 5-6 sided enclosures as white girls are to Starbucks. #kitty #cat #meow

Cats are to 5-6 sided enclosures as white girls are to Starbucks. #kitty #cat #meow

Finally giving away a portion of my #lotion and #bodywash collection. Perhaps I am a hoarder.

Finally giving away a portion of my #lotion and #bodywash collection. Perhaps I am a hoarder.

Sooooooo this happened. :3 #bunny #beard

Sooooooo this happened. :3 #bunny #beard

Coming soon.

Coming soon.